Before we get to the part where Puma Swede hilariously mutters Swedish obscenities by a back alley dumpster as she trolls for tricks to fuck for cash, let’s backtrack a few years. When Puma first came to SCORE, her name was Johanna. She showed her tits. She showed her bottom. That was it. She didn’t do much. Kinda just stood there and smiled. We were tearing our hair out. Then she came back two years later and she was fucking her brains out. The Swedish heat came out.
Puma was always funny with a wacky, pervy sense of humor but now she was funny and fucking. „“I’m a sucker for big tits, but shooting for SCORE, I feel so small because all the other girls have huge boobs,““ Puma said. „“I have to go and get them bigger. But I’m going to wait a couple of years, and then I’m going to go big. Then I’m going to come back to SCORE. I want them huge. But I’m going to go step-by-step. First I’ll go a little bigger, then I’ll go a little more, then I’ll go a little more.
„“ Well, Puma didn’t go bigger but she did come back to fuck some more and appear on SCORETV and she’s still fucking funny. Now back to the trash dumpster pick-up. Puma is dressed to raise testosterone levels in a hot, pink dress. A car pulls up with an interested buyer. He actually doesn’t want to buy Puma’s pussy, just rent it. They proceed to the whore motel of Puma’s preference where her trick gets to explore the pink lining of her Swedish snatch. Puma gives him a ride worth his money.
She doesn’t take Swedish Kronas, just US Dollars. The thing about Puma is this. No matter how hard she tries to be a sleazy, perverted whore and a fucking slutty skank, she can’t stop being a wholesome, delightful, gorgeous Swedish country girl. Funny world, ain’t it?
Escort Service Puma Swede:
She’s a tall, blonde and busty cougar with an awesome personality which certainly make for a great companion. It’s not a coincidence that many businessmen, fans and athletes alike would all love to book a Puma Swede escort date. According to the website of The Luxury Companion, booking her for companionship services is more than possible. You can take her to a sports event, a fine restaurant of perhaps take her shopping at Rodeo Drive and pamper her with expensive gifts, we figure the possibilities are endless with this babe.
Puma Swede escort locations vary between Los Angeles, Miami and DC. It depends where she’s at but her home base is Los Angeles and that’s probably the location you will find her the most. You can book her by filling the reservation form on the website of TLC, and after getting through a screening procedure a date can be set up. We estimate her hourly rate to be between $1,500 and $2,000 per hour depending on whether or not there is commuting involved on her part.
Alias: Puma Swede, Johanna Plaidski, Johanna Jussinniemi
